In the middle of the 3.5 days without air, (or as I like to call it, living in the 3rd cave of hell) a thunderstorm blew through, taking our electricity with it. Now, secretely I rejoiced on my inside parts, because that meant that I was no longer the only person in the neighborhood sweating [...]
Archive for August, 2006
when the lights go out in oxford…
Posted in Uncategorized on August 31, 2006 | 8 Comments »
fun with pictures
Posted in Uncategorized on August 30, 2006 | 8 Comments »
So, we went to Lake Oauchita (pronounced WASH i tah) over the weekend. I would’ve blogged about that Monday had we not come home to a 92 degree house.
Now that we’re back to proper climate control, I can get back to the blog that shoulda been.
Two other couples met us at the lake, Birdrunner and [...]
8:38 a.m.
Posted in Uncategorized on August 30, 2006 | Leave a Comment »
That’s what time Bobby-the-wonder-repairman called. It was close, but he remains a 4 word, 3 hyphen name because he is currently outside performing open heart surgery on Franken-air.
for maria
Posted in Uncategorized on August 30, 2006 | 3 Comments »
A lovely write up on Candice Bergen’s Emmy Outfit…
I have to wonder, what the hell was she thinking? She’s a class act. She’s a beautiful woman. She can even be eccentric…but that belt? It looked like Murphy Brown wrassled an old squaw and the squaw kicked her ass and as punishment, made her wear that [...]
bobby-the-wonder-repairman may be demoted
Posted in Uncategorized on August 29, 2006 | 2 Comments »
It appears that the air compressor has not been delievered to Bobby-the-wonder-repairman (I’ve decided that name deserves to be hyphenated) yet. Therefore, my dead air conditioner will not be brought back to life today. He promises to be at my house first thing in the morning to breathe life into Franken-air. I hope he and [...]
when it rains…
Posted in Uncategorized on August 29, 2006 | 3 Comments »
Bobby the wonder repairman will be performing the voodoo that he do sometime today. Of course, it’s gonna cost me a vital organ and possibly the soul of my first child, but right now, I think that’s a fair price. There is nothing worse than coming home to a house that is 91 degrees at [...]
update the 2nd
Posted in Uncategorized on August 28, 2006 | 10 Comments »
it’s 10:05 pm and still 90 degrees in my house.
I’m sweating puddles.
I’m not freaking happy. We should’ve gotten a hotel room. What the hell were we thinking?
update
Posted in Uncategorized on August 28, 2006 | 2 Comments »
Sigh. As a follow up to the 92 degree house situation…
Bobby the wonder-repairman could not do his voodoo that he normally do.it’s the compressor. Nobody will sell him a compressor on a sunday night.
So, I’m stuck in this sauna. I think I’ll sleep in a tent in the backyard.
FWIW, it’s now 91 degrees in my [...]
what is it about going out of town?
Posted in Uncategorized on August 27, 2006 | 2 Comments »
Because three different times this year, we went out of town for the weekend, and our bloody air-conditioning went out.
So, it is currently 92 fucking degrees in the hot box I call a house.
I’m MELTING!
Just a few minutes ago I called Bobby the wonder repairman and now I wait.
Everyone please send good thoughts my way [...]
where condoms were purchased, despite the crowd
Posted in Uncategorized on August 25, 2006 | 5 Comments »
I bought condoms last night. (I’ll explain why later)
Do you know how long it’s been since I bought condoms? At least 15 years. FIFTEEN!
I’m at the cusp of the age where women stopped depending on the men boys to provide protection. In the early nineties, when I finally parted from my boyfriend of 4 years, [...]
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