And the final dud goes to—

Did I say “dud”? Oh, I’m sorry, I meant “bud”.
Oh, who am I kidding, I meant dud.
Dr. Dud, that is. He’s a sweet guy and probably will make the most fantastic husband, but honey, he truly made for boring TV.
And so, to compliment his boring TV personality, he picked June Cleaver (aka Sarah from [...]

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and the real lyrics are…

From: It’s Been Awhile by Staind.
And it’s been awhile Since I could look at myself straight And it’s been awhile Since I said I’m sorry And it’s been awhile Since I’ve seen the way the candles light your face And it’s been awhile But I can still remember just the way you taste
And [...]

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Lyrical Chairs

Thanks to Kait via Lynn for a great idea. Messed up tunes.
The rules:
Take the lyrics to a favorite song.
Go to Babelfish, translate the lyrics into German, then from German to French, and finally from French back into English.
Post the results verbatim.
Invite friends to guess the song based on the interesting new lyrics. [...]

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co-workers

Dear Guy in my office,
I am sending you this link because it expresses my sentiments exactly. Please watch the video with the sound on and take my concerns under consideration.
Sincerely,
Me

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Success: It’s all in the attitude.

Ability is what you’re capable of doing. Motivation determines what you do. Attitude determines how well you do it. Lou Holtz
This is one of my favorite quotes from one of my favorite ex-Razorback coaches. So, how do you relate your writing career to this quote?
Are you level one? You know you have [...]

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Home again, home again.

What did I miss?
Both boys came down with the flu while I was gone. Wow. Of course, I was sad I couldn’t be there to baby them and doctor them…but you know, I’m really glad I wasn’t there for the brunt of the germs. Maybe I won’t get it this round. Two years ago, I [...]

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Online Gaming is The Devil’s recruiting tool

Here’s a little known tidbit about me…
I love video games.
LOVE THEM
I was more excited about getting a PS2 a couple of years ago than my kids were. I’m the one who’s irritated that it’s no longer working because Tony Hawk has a new game out that I’m dying to play.
It’s been a while since I’ve [...]

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I’m soooo gonna get me one of these

Thanks to my friend Gina for posting this really cool link.
I am soooooo buying my blog shirt.
http://www.snapshirts.com/MariaGeraci will love the fact that her name is in the middle of my shirt in big bold letters. Of course, that’s what sold me on the shirt.

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My night with Jenny Crusie and Bob Mayer

If I had known I was going to meet and hang out with Jenny Crusie and Bob Mayer last night, I probably would’ve washed my hair.
Not only did we hang out–but we bonded, in my mom’s kitchen. And if I had known THAT was going to happen, I probably would’ve figured out some way to [...]

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Quiz Ho: The Musical!

Thanks to Bonnie for posting this!
Fame!
Which musical are you? brought to you by Quizilla

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